By Andy, Lucas, and Stanley
Welcome to the magical world of Hogwarts - Power Functions Edition!
As a child, you have always experienced weird function magic. People would say a number to you, and you’d instantly give out another. People saw you launch yourself up and down along different curves and seemingly never stop until you were out of your domain. You were the outcast of the town, the “weird function child”.
One day, a very big and hairy function came over to your house and banged heavily on the door. You ran to open it because you thought that if you didn’t he would’ve knocked the door down himself anyways. You stared into the giant beast of a function in front of you as he said the words that will change your life: “Yer a power function, Harry.”